Redefining the stock market with laugh 'til you cry - or stop crying - definitions. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no new electronic toys.BROKER -- What my broker has made me.BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.CASH FLOW -- The movement … [Read more...]