THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT. . .
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s and Doctors are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel 6 won’t leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street to Wal-Mart Street
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
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