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The Economy is SO Bad that Banks are Sending Out Pre-Declined Credit Cards

Last Updated on December 18, 2009 By Dr. Joyce Starr

The economy is so bad that:

Banks are sending out pre-declined credit cards.

I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

Social Security will be renamed to Social Uncertainty.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Your concern isn’t that your kids will move back in with you, but that your parents will have to.

And finally . . .

Congress looked into the Bernard Madoff scandal.  Oh Great!!  The guy who made $50 Billion disappear was being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Filed Under: Economic Recovery Rights, Economic Rights Tagged With: economic insecurity, economic survival, social insecurity

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