• Economic Rights
  • Health Rights
  • Homeowner Rights
  • Political Rights
  • Security Rights
  • About
    • Raves
    • Sponsors
  • Contact

Rights Radio™ with Dr. Joyce Starr

Consumer Rights, Economic Rights, Homeowners Rights, Condo/HOA Rights, Health Rights, Security Rights

You are here: Home / Economic Rights / GED Examination – Mind-boggling Answers – Laugh or Cry

GED Examination – Mind-boggling Answers – Laugh or Cry

Last Updated on March 21, 2021 By Dr. Joyce Starr

GED Education? Some of these folks may be working for us, following graduation of course!

The following questions were included in a prior year’s GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) . . .

Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope)

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true.)

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death.

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant.)

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorized? (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U.

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.

Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control.
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work.)

Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’?
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit.)

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable.)

Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

Q. Use the word ‘judicious’ in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face. (OMG)

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (brilliant)

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.

Filed Under: Economic Rights, Humor Tagged With: education, ged exam

If you purchase a book or item featured on ths site, we might receive a modest fee - literally a few cents on the dollar from Amazon. Otherwise, we do not accept advertisers, nor do we request donations. We're here for you.

About Dr. Joyce Starr

A 25x author and author coach, Dr. Joyce Starr is a maverick thinker and an independent voice. Also: A former White House official, Center for Strategic & International Studies (CSIS) Program Director, international summit organizer, university professor and more. She founded Starr Publishing - DrJoyceStarr.com - in 2007 and Rights Radio in 2008.

Search Our Site

Your Book Baby – Help is a Click Away

For book coaching, contact Joyce at https://DrjoyceStarr.com/contact/

Fighting Condo or HOA Bullies?

For condo & HOA consultations, contact Joyce at https://StarrPublications.com/contact/

Defend Your Condo & HOA Rights

HOA Warrior

2020 Paperback & eBook Editions

Water Leaks & Condo Mold

Condo Mold - When Water Leaks Cause Mold Damage to Your Condo by Starr, Dr. Joyce - Look Inside

Do Renters Rule Your Roost?

When condo renters rule the roost

NEW eBook – Condo Owners Versus Condo Renters. Click Here to Purchase.

Secondhand Smoke Abuse!

condo smoking ban

How to Convince Neighbors to Stop Smoking "This book is truly a breath of fresh air for all who … [Read More...]

Curating Books re Big Pharma

Phone: 786.693.4223 | Site by Dr. Joyce Starr
RightsRadio.com is the Media Site for StarrPublishing.com and StarrPublications.com.

Privacy | Terms

Copyright © by Dr. Joyce Starr 2008 – 2021

Copyright © 2023 · Magazine Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in