Best Lawyer/Insurance Story of the Year, Decade & Century

This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest. Special thanks to Dr. David Goldenberg for sharing it with our readers. This took place in Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of 24 very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.  Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the … [Read more...]

GED Examination – Mind-boggling Answers – Laugh or Cry

GED Education? Some of these folks may be working for us, following graduation of course! The following questions were included in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds) . . . and they WILL breed. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A. Flirtation makes … [Read more...]

Right to be Stupid vs New FSA – Federal Stupidity Agency

Right to be Stupid: It's not the economy, stupid, but ramp up stupid to spur the economy. A guest "anonymous" post from a favorite contributor. I'll give you a hint: He's not a plumber. At first read, I thought this headline was a joke: "Google - a prominent beneficiary of national home loan and foreclosure crisis of the past two years."  Every form of media that accepts money in exchange for … [Read more...]

How Bad is the Economy? Bought a Toaster & Received a Bank.

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT. . . I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's and Doctors are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel 6 won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street to … [Read more...]

Smile/Laugh Through the Holidays – Especially if You’re Flying

Unstoppable

Smile Your Way Through the Holidays w/ Dr. Joyce Starr: Words of wisdom to help you laugh/smile your way through the holidays. Keep reading if you're flying to your destination. The first five are by Jane Seabrook, an illustrator and designer who lives in Auckland, New Zealand. You can't be young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life. I would be unstoppable if … [Read more...]

Why God Created West Virginia

And God created West Virginia - one of the most glorious places on earth. God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is … [Read more...]

Darwin Award for Call Center Conversations

Darwin Award Contest — Actual Call Center Conversations! Which gets your vote for the Darwin Award? Have a call center conversation to share? Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; Can you help?' Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?' Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.' Operator: ' Sir, those are the hours that we are … [Read more...]